Upload one chat screenshot. We decode what they really said, hand you the exact message to send next, and roast your texting game on the way there.
Your first roast is free
Takes about 10 seconds.
⚠️ Remove personal info before submitting. We roast chats, not expose secrets. 🤫
The burns are the fun part. The other two are why people come back.
What they actually meant under the words, and whether you are being let down gently. Quoted from the messages, not guessed.
The exact message to send next, in your voice, ready to copy. Sometimes the honest answer is to send nothing, and we will tell you that too.
A rizz score out of 10 and burns that quote your own worst lines. You came for this part. Stay for the two above.
An example, so you know what you are walking into.
The chat
The verdict
“Sending ‘whenever works for you’ twice in one conversation is not flexibility, it's surrender.”
“maybe, idk yet” followed by a one letter “k” is not a scheduling problem, it is a soft no. They are not weighing options, they are hoping you stop asking.
All good, I'll leave it with you. Hit me up if friday frees up.
Every read ends in a number. Most people are lower than they guess.
Any chat, any app. iMessage, WhatsApp, Instagram, Tinder. We read who said what.
Is she into me? What do I say to this? Give me a comeback. You get a straight answer, not a horoscope.
Copy the message, send it, stop rereading the conversation at 1am.
The image goes straight to the model and is gone. No account needed for your first one, and nothing gets posted anywhere.
Still, blur out anything you would not want read aloud. We read chats, not secrets.